Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.
Security Humorist Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for a security humorist? Our collection blends clever humor with artistic designs, celebrating the quirks of security work. Whether they work in cybersecurity, alarm systems, or private security, these products add a fun twist to their daily routine, making them ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or just because surprises.
"I need the password to our email. I keep all the passwords on scraps of paper there in the closet."
Airport Travel
"Beware of owner."
'Hello, security.'
George W's dog.
Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.
"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."
Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
Dog scared of its own 'Beware of the dog' sign
Beware of the teddy
'Security.'
A-1 security from crime....
Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight
"Will sound WHAT? Annoyed? Outraged? Vaguely supportive? Whiny? Happy? Sad? How about a little hint, or is that too much to ask?"
'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'
"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
Airport Security.
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
Screen Time vs Book Time
Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.
'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"
GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!
'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'
Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
Chef copy robot
"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."
'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'
'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'
"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."
Security Humorist Gifts Collection
Security Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of security humorist mugs for a hilarious start to any day. Perfect for security pros who love a good joke with their coffee.
Security Humorist Pillows
Find humorous security pillows that add personality and laughter to their favorite spaces. Perfect for creating a relaxed, cheerful atmosphere.
Security Humorist Prints
Check out our amusing security-themed prints to add a touch of wit and artistry to any security enthusiast’s décor.
Security Humorist T-Shirts
Browse our security humorist t-shirts for witty, fun attire that showcases their love for humor and security in style.