Security Expert Humorist Gifts

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Airport Security.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Costs Of Doing War.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The world of surveillance.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Munich Security Conference

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Eurocopa 2016

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

'Hello, security.'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'So tell me why you feel threatened all the time'... 4 panel - Uncle Same in therapist office.

"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."

'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'