Security Expert With A Humor Twist Gifts

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Statue of Security

CCTV in church.

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

The Costs Of Doing War.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

The world of surveillance.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

Eurocopa 2016

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

'Principal McWit, a student without an appointment is here and says he's holding your computer access codes for ransom.'