"Don't taser me, Bro!!! Does he know we're Mall Cops?"
Security Satire Enthusiast Gifts
Are you searching for a clever gift for someone who loves security satire? Explore our collection of humorous items that blend humor with security themes. Perfect for fans of witty commentary on cybersecurity, physical security, and tech protection, our products are designed to entertain and amuse. Whether it's a mug that makes a statement or a t-shirt with a clever slogan, you'll find just the right thing to bring a smile to their face and a chuckle to their day.
'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'
Airport Security.
"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."
"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"
Elon Musk in fly me to the moon
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.
How to create a password you can remember...
Munich Security Conference
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"
'Hello, security.'
'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
"Can you believe we walked right past security?"
'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'
Airport security - next step?
'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'
Beware of the teddy
'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'
"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."
Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight
'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'
'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'
"They say you should beware of attachments."
America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords
'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''
"Beware of owner."
'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'
"The truth, the whole truth...so help me, Mr Gates"
A-1 security from crime....
Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.
TSA Patdowns
'Did you pack your own luggage?'
Security Satire Enthusiast Gifts Collection
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