Security Satire Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't taser me, Bro!!! Does he know we're Mall Cops?"

Airport Security.

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

How to create a password you can remember...

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Munich Security Conference

'Hello, security.'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Airport security - next step?

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

Beware of the teddy

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

"They say you should beware of attachments."

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'

"Beware of owner."

"The truth, the whole truth...so help me, Mr Gates"

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

Old style security

Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.

Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence

A-1 security from crime....

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.