Security Satire Fan Pillows

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

Watch Dog.

Office of Homeland Security, You are Here, Looking Mighty Suspicious.

'Of couse the bars are far apart. This is a minimum security prison.'

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

These premises are patrolled by guard dogs.

Homeland Security Special: $19.95 Chastity Belts.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What's normal?

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Airport Security.

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

On the brink.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Snarky District

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Parade of Businessmen

How am I abducting?