Security Satirists Pillows

'It looks like a Homeland Security sting operation.'

Airport Security.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Private Viewing

Data From a Truck

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

How to create a password you can remember...

Munich Security Conference

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

'Hello, security.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"Oh, can't complain."

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Courthouse. If justice is blind, why does it need so many cameras?

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Airport security - next step?

Lies on the Internet

Watching The Watchers.

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

Beware of the teddy

"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."

White Apple

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

'You've over simplified the accident book.'

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'