Cybersecurity Satirist Pillows

How to create a password you can remember...

"Your password should be at least four characters."

Airport Security.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Now you can send it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'for more obit info, go to...'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

Munich Security Conference

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Hello, security.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

It's your replacement for 'Nimrod'!

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

Lies on the Internet

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Airport security - next step?

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

STRIP Hambone: Woman referred to as software

Beware of the teddy

"You now fit all mobile devices!"

White Apple

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'