Digital Security Humorist Pillows

"I.T. says I need a padlock for my PC."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Airport Security.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Driverless cars rage.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"You are still here."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

How to create a password you can remember...

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."