Cybersecurity Jokester Pillows

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'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

How to create a password you can remember...

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

The Screeeen!

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

I am not a human.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Cloud computing.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"Stand back? corrupt file."

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

"They say you should beware of attachments."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Arf is not much of a password."