Cybersecurity Jokester Gifts

Guess your passwords - $10

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

How to create a password you can remember...

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

The Screeeen!

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

I am not a human.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Cloud computing.

"Stand back? corrupt file."

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

"They say you should beware of attachments."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Something happened when he started trolling the internet. He became homicidally dogmatic."