Tech Jokester Gifts

'I would kill for a paper clip right about now.'

"Stand back? corrupt file."

"Yum, yum your card was delicious."

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Cloud computing.

'Is that an Orange?'

Monitor Lizard

The Screeeen!

This file has a little cold.

Devils checking their hotmail accounts.

STRIP Hambone: office robbery

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

"According to my sat nav, it should be right here!"

"Next time I rob a bank I won't have them deposit money into my Venmo account. Apparently, they had enough tech skills to track me down."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)