Tech Joke Teller Gifts

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"You are still here."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'