Techie Jokesters Gifts

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

Google signwriter.

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

"Is there a dummy's guide for this book?"

Geek on Wheaties Box.

The Screeeen!

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

Cloud computing.

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"Also in, the robot apocalypse."