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'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

The Screeeen!

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

Cloud computing.

"Also in, the robot apocalypse."

Ironing the Mouse

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'