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Homeless man on internet looking at homeless page.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Darn autocorrect!"

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

The Screeeen!

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

The Power of 3D Glasses.

I am not a human.

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Cloud computing.

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

"Stand back? corrupt file."

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'I'd give you me pot o' gold but I forgot me PIN number!'

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."