Modern Tech Jokester T-Shirts

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Chef copy robot

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'