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Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.

Airport Security.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

How to create a password you can remember...

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Munich Security Conference

'Hello, security.'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

The Screeeen!

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Airport security - next step?

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Cloud computing.

"Stand back? corrupt file."

"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

Beware of the teddy

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

"Beware of owner."

"A modicum of barking is required on my part, but then I'll let you in if you'll let me out."

A-1 security from crime....

"The cash is down again. I'm beginning to suspect an inside job."