'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'
National Security Jokester Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows featuring funny takes on security and espionage themes. Perfect for the jokester who appreciates a cozy, witty statement.
Airport Security.
"Do you think the birds like me?"
"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."
'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'
A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.
Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.
'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'
Munich Security Conference
"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"
Bird feeder being used by vultures.
'Hello, security.'
"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."
The Screeeen!
The Principal of Inertia.
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.
Witch uses broom from broom share program.
Airport security - next step?
'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'
"No matter who I vote for, Tia Carmen always votes for the other guy. That means my candidate gets two votes!"
Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)
"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."
'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'
'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'
Cloud computing.
'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'
"Stand back? corrupt file."
Man shouting 'timberrrr!'
"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."
"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."
Beware of the teddy
Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight
Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!
STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2
National Security Jokester Pillows Collection
National Security Jokester Mugs
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National Security Jokester Prints
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National Security Jokester T-Shirts
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