Security Joke Lover Pillows

'Oh no, we forgot to lock the safe!' 'What's the problem, we're both here aren't we?'

Airport Security.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

How to create a password you can remember...

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Munich Security Conference

'Hello, security.'

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"This is a family operation, Ben, and we're evicting you from our family."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

Airport security - next step?

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

Beware of the teddy

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

"They say you should beware of attachments."

'If you see a stranger, you kill him -- it's called 'Homeland Security.''

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'

"Beware of owner."

The continent you have requested cannot be found.

Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.

Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence

"The cash is down again. I'm beginning to suspect an inside job."

'Security.'