'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'
Security Satire Seekers Gifts
Looking for a gift for security satire seekers? Our collection blends humor and creativity, perfect for those who enjoy clever commentary on security and technology. Find fun mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring a smile and spark conversation.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
Airport Security.
'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'
'I'd like my £2.50 back'
How I Spent My Summer Vacation: Page One
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'
"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."
"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."
'YAY! PATE!'
Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.
'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'
"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."
'And here's the toolkit.'
Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.
"Oh no, not another pandemic!"
"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"
How to create a password you can remember...
We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.
'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'
A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.
Munich Security Conference
"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"
'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'
'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'
Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!
Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."
Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'
Life plan
The Wackoman (Heat it).
Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.
History of Cartooning.
'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'
Security Satire Seekers Gifts Collection
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