Security Expert Humorist T-Shirts

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

Airport Security.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

The Costs Of Doing War.

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Dictator, Interrupted

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The world of surveillance.

"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"

Eurocopa 2016

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The prime minister: the current threat to national security...

Munich Security Conference

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"We expect Putin any minute now..."

'Hello, security.'

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"My mom the security expert never trusted me. She'd never tell me her maiden name."

The National Conversation Starts Here

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'So tell me why you feel threatened all the time'... 4 panel - Uncle Same in therapist office.

'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'

'The bad news is that I've forgotten the password for my encrypted flash drive.'