Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.
Security Humorist Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with art prints featuring clever security humor. These prints blend professionalism with a quirky sense of fun that’s sure to get a smile.
"I need the password to our email. I keep all the passwords on scraps of paper there in the closet."
Airport Travel
"Beware of owner."
'Hello, security.'
George W's dog.
Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.
"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."
Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence
"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."
Dog scared of its own 'Beware of the dog' sign
Beware of the teddy
'Security.'
A-1 security from crime....
Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight
"Will sound WHAT? Annoyed? Outraged? Vaguely supportive? Whiny? Happy? Sad? How about a little hint, or is that too much to ask?"
'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'
"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "
'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'
Airport Security.
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
Screen Time vs Book Time
Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.
'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'
"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"
"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"
GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!
'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'
Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
Chef copy robot
"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."
'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'
'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'
"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."
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