Tech Glitch Chuckler Pillows

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

2Recalculating..."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

'He's our Spam expert!'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

'Bless you!'

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"You get ten vacation days, three personal days and two technical-difficulties days."

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"