Tech Adverse Chuckler Pillows

"He's been wearing that bag over his head. I think he's ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

"If you're worried about I.D. theft, 'Moo' is too obvious a password."

"Hey! What are them naked ladies doing on my scale?!"

"Try rebooting your computer again..."

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

Bad ideas...texting your Valentine message.

'Doesn't work? Okay, take out the gun that came with your purchase...position yourself in front of the computer and point and click.'

'But Adam, all I did was download a little applet.'

"I got your email. Was it encrypted or is your spelling that bad?"

'Yes, but his ID card is valid.'

"What happens to all the files in the cloud if it rains?"