Tech Adverse Chuckler Pillows

"He's been wearing that bag over his head. I think he's ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

'Robinson Crusoe discovers Friday's mobile'

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"If you're worried about I.D. theft, 'Moo' is too obvious a password."

"Hey! What are them naked ladies doing on my scale?!"

"Try rebooting your computer again..."

Bad ideas...texting your Valentine message.

'Doesn't work? Okay, take out the gun that came with your purchase...position yourself in front of the computer and point and click.'

'But Adam, all I did was download a little applet.'

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'

Optimists Club. Oh goodie! Another e-mail from Nigeria!

"I got your email. Was it encrypted or is your spelling that bad?"

'Yes, but his ID card is valid.'