Techie Laugh Pillows

"Try rebooting your computer again..."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?