Technophobe Chuckler Pillows

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

'What sorcery is this?!'

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Colonial Larrysburg.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Tarzan no want computer."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'He's our Spam expert!'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'Dad's not getting the hang of the new technology, is he?'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Can you give me your Christmas list on a regular sheet of paper? I don't know how to open the word document you emailed me."

'The Comedy of Computer Errors.'

"Some people are reluctant to accept change."

'Looks good on paper. Let's scan it in and see how it looks on the screen.'

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

"Stop! You're painting over all my passwords."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"Technology moving too fast."

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

Grandpa Billy never did understand how you can listen to music using ear spuds.