Quirky Technophobe Pillows

'Well it wasn't obsolete when I started trying to get through to your helpline.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Book Worm

"Tarzan no want computer."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Pensioners and Phones

Telephone Box

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

The meaning of life? Sure --- wait a minute and I'll Google it.

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."