Quirky Technophobe T-Shirts

'Well it wasn't obsolete when I started trying to get through to your helpline.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Grandma's caf

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

High speed cinder block

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Tarzan no want computer."

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Telephone Box

Pensioners and Phones

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

'It's in my resume. I don't do computer windows.'

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

'...one kilobyte of idiot.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

'I was told it required a log-in...'