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The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Snake with headphones.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"The record player is skipping again."

Absurd motorbike

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Telephone Box

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"...and if I press this button..."

Remote control bridge in bath.

Sugar Cube Machine

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

Computer shows code violation to wierd user.

'Sorry, but I'm looking for a toaster that I can also play games on.'

Fun at the Office #921: HOW COMPUTERS WORK

"We're gonna try a new approach to motivation. These are called fitness trackers."

Cricket for the Middle-Aged

'Bucky, you can't make a power cord out of a fork.'

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

"Of course we allow smartphones, just not thumbs..."