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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Tough employee uses computer rat instead of mouse.

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Snake with headphones.

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Book Worm

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Absurd motorbike

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

Telephone Box

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

"...and if I press this button..."

All right, you may tell me about your internet startup idea. It's revolutionary. You know how the only way to tell if you stink is to sniff your armpit? Continue … and you know how embarrassing it is when people you know catch you sniffing your own armpit? Continue ... and you know how apps like "Uber" let you summon total strangers to drive by and provide you a service? Stop right there.

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

'I was so damn close to success when I created 'neckbook'.'