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'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Cricket for the Middle-Aged

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

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Sugar Cube Machine

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

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'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

'It keeps me sane!'