Quirky Engineer Pillows

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Cricket for the Middle-Aged

"It's not big and it's not clever, Perkins."

'My husband has a morbid fear of asteroids.'

Absurd motorbike

Sugar Cube Machine

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

World's cheapest car

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

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