Quirky Engineers Pillows

'Aren't you supposed to be catching mice instead of designing mousetraps?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Pavlov's Cat

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

World's cheapest car

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'It keeps me sane!'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'