Quirky Scientists Pillows

Cats make lousy lab pets.

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

Biocafeteraologist

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

When economists rules the Earth

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

No Swimming Allowed

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'