Quirky Scientists Gifts

Cats make lousy lab pets.

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

Biocafeteraologist

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

When economists rules the Earth

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.