Quirky Science Gifts

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Albert Einstein

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Joined at the hipster.

Best before 65 million BC.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

No Swimming Allowed

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'