Quirky Science Gifts

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Best before 65 million BC.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

No Swimming Allowed

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."