Science Quirky Gifts

Brain Ache.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Flan-eating bacteria

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'