Science Quirky Gifts

Brain Ache.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Flan-eating bacteria

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

No Swimming Allowed

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Ever killed a man?"

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.