Tech Quirky Gifts

A beggar rises up on an underground lift to the sidewalk to panhandle for money.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I do tech support for the cloud."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Clam Spearing

Book Worm

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Snake with headphones.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Invasion of privacy.'

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

"What happens if you get the headphones in the wrong ear?"

Telephone Box

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'I can point, but I'm afraid to click!'

"I don't need the glasses, I had 3D laser eye surgery."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"I Love your enthusiasm George, but I don't think the public is ready for festive headstones!"

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

'Clive extracts his own fuel from crushed squirrel testicles.'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"...and if I press this button..."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Let me know when it's the twenty-fourth."