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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

Snake with headphones.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

Bizarre sights.

"Our market research predicts this product mascot will be irresistible to both men and women..."

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Sugar Machine

The Collective Unconscious

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Vincent Van Gogh has an epiphany