Quirky Solutions Gifts

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Man sharpening cork screw with a pencil sharpener

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Raincloud Umbrella

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Ball as water-melon.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Attitude Counselor.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?