Quirky Problem Solvers Gifts

"Yup. I'm guessing there's your problem."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

Hair dryer broken again?

'I used to lose things all the time too. Then I had this zipper put in.'

"We'll be found soon I didn't pay the television licence"

'Forget government intervention. Hire a snake charmer has truly worked wonders.'

Our rat trap is resolved, I put a piece of cheese in the hinge of the buggy.

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

Disaster struck Nigel at the base of Ben Nevils. His high heels had given out. He would now have to make the ascent wearing his Auntie Maud's pink slippers.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

When Engineers Crack.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Supply Chain

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

Attitude Counselor.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"