Puzzled Problem-solvers Gifts

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Light Bulb Moment

Can do...No can do

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Introducing...Anagraman.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

When Engineers Crack.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

Supply Chain

Kiwi Ingenuity

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"It was Saturday night. The clock on my office wall showed the time to be eleven-forty-five. There are times when a private eye does not necessarily feel like being a private eye. This was one of those times. The elevator door down the hall clanked open with a clank familiar to anyone on the fourth floor who had had an office on the fourth floor for as long as I had had an office on the fourth floor. Footsteps came down the darkened hall and stopped outside my door. They were the footsteps of a

House of books.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

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