Solver Of Absurd Problems Gifts

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Attitude Counselor.

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Damned if you do...

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

Violinist and boot

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

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