Digital Dilemma Solvers Gifts

101 Things to do while waiting for internet access

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

"If you'd like to take a seat."

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

The Eternal Question

"I'll give you a moment."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Damned if you do...

In a Quandary

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

Life irritates art

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

Jesus forgets to save.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."