Digital Dilemma Solvers Gifts

101 Things to do while waiting for internet access

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

The Eternal Question

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'll give you a moment."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

In a Quandary

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Life irritates art

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"