Dilemma Solver Gifts

'How'll we handle this?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Can do...No can do

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

' A good idea '

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'What's wrong now?'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Innovative