Dilemma Solver Prints

'How'll we handle this?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Can do...No can do

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

When Engineers Crack.

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Thinking outside of the box

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"