Debt Dilemma Solver Prints

'The new bank president wants to know where we live. Should I tell him?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Tech support...can I help you!

Run in the Family

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"I'll give you a moment."

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

Life irritates art

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Ostrich head in sand.

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

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