Debt Dilemma Solver Mugs

'The new bank president wants to know where we live. Should I tell him?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Tech support...can I help you!

Run in the Family

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'Just because I understand how to maintain the Heating and Cooling systems in the world's biggest buildings doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Ostrich head in sand.

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

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