Deductible Dilemma Solver Prints

"Figures, doesn't it? I've been perfectly healthy since I've met my deductible."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Computer Support Line

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

'How'll we handle this?'